by Andre Nakazawa
Although it is known for its hardy paella and milky tiger-nut drink, horchata, once a year, for five crazy nights, pyromaniacs and fiesta-lovers from all over the world descend on the...
by Andre Nakazawa
Although it is known for its hardy paella and milky
tiger-nut drink, horchata, once a year, for five crazy nights, pyromaniacs and
fiesta-lovers from all over the world descend on the Mediterranean city of
Valencia, to celebrate Las Fallas, ‘The Fires’. It is here you can indulge in
the catharsis of burning the objects you’ve always wanted to burn, exploding the
toys you’ve always wanted to explode, and gorging on the paella you’ve always
wanted to gorge yourself on. A weekend
at the country club it’s not.
With fuzzy origins, the festival has morphed into an
artistic pyromaniac festival from its early days when Valencianos burned their
winter’s worth of unwanted junk. Fireworks can be purchased everywhere with
seemingly no regard for bourgeois concerns like safety. Countless times, kids
no older than four trotted past me hurling firecrackers in every which
direction, parents in tow, hurling as well. The town literally becomes a war
zone during the week, as agua-de-Valencia-influenced teenagers launch their arsenals
into unsuspecting crowds. It isn’t unusual to see two opposing masses of people
firing the equivalent of roman candles at each other.
Every day at 2 p.m., la Mascleta, a blistering barrage of
firecrackers, goes off in the Plaça de l'Ajuntament. It comes as close as
anything to bloodying your eardrums and leaves the entire plaza and its
surroundings lost in massive clouds of smoke and the scent of fresh gunpowder.
The festival builds to a climax on El Día de San José (St. Joseph’s Day), known
as La Crema, on March 19th, the last day of the festival and the most
incendiary night of them all. After a year of painstaking construction, the
impressive ninots (puppets) are finally allowed to fulfill their incandescent
destinies. In the weeks leading up to La Crema, each neighborhood in Valencia solemnly
parades their ninots around and then proceeds to anchor them, each on its own beautiful,
but highly explosive, cardboard and papier-mâché
base. The ninot and his (or her) incendiary pedestal are known as a falla.
This drawn out process is more for the cultural enrichment
of the Valencianos but what the tourists really come to see is the FIRE, FIRE (as
stated so eloquently by Beavis and Butthead). And they won’t be disappointed.
After days of paella grubbing, horchata guzzling, and firework dodging, La
Crema is the perfect fiery end to a very fiery festival.
The first fallas are lit around 10:30 p.m., and it’s sadly
impossible to catch the burning of all the 350-something ninots scattered
throughout the city. You can still enjoy the whistling sounds of distant
burnings as you make your way back to the Plaça de l'Ajuntament, this time to
witness the burning of the central falla (this year we can blame globalization
for the cameo of Disney character Aladdin) and to watch the firework finale at
midnight that comes close to putting 4th of July in the US to shame.
When man discovered fire, what primordial homo sapien could
have guessed that the discovery would evolve into the madness that is Las
Fallas? A vivacious celebration of spring, life, fun and fire, Las Fallas is
perhaps one of the wildest festivals in the entire world. As so aptly toasted by
a friend at the end of La Crema, “Cheers to Prometheus!” Yes, cheers to you,
Prometheus. Cheers to Las Fallas.